Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Shit My Professor Says

Shit My Professor Says

We all remember the campus lock-down of Fall 2012, don't we?

Well...

Discussion of the new regulations regarding the safety protocol students and faculty must now follow in the event of an emergency where an armed person were to get onto campus took place today.

"I had to watch this safety video on what to do if an armed person gets onto campus again, and apparently the new safety procedure requires the entire class to actively engage the shooter?  I guess they think that if we were all to hide, the shooter would kill us all.  So this new safety measure gives everyone a fair chance of dying?  The way the department made it seem was that the faculty was leading this charge.  Look.  I'm sure you're all wonderful people, but I'm NOT dying for you.  I'm going to say that the one who is most educated, has the most degrees, and the highest G.P.A. deserves to be saved.  And...that would be me. So...any questions?"

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